And Now for Something Remarkably SimilarEvery purse was loaded with almighty cash
As Ranaldo softly strummed,
And then Thurston bit into a blackened old pear
But he'd rather have a plum!
Fandom is fun, but it can cost a ton.
And we gently nudged the unsightly smudge
Until the stain was gone
From the pants that we won
In an online auction.
Stay tuned for "Unclabbered and Admirable Palsy".
The Nectarine No.9: These Days