No animals were harmed in the making of these jokes
If you don't read Warped Reality, you really should. It's more of an online music magazine than an mp3 blog, and Andrea posts new stuff as well as reprinting great interviews from her print magazine. This week, she posted a fantastic cover of the Fall's "Totally Wired", done in a dub reggae stylee. I can't stop listening to it.Here's the joke that my brother keeps asking me to tell. He made it up.
Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A. Cook it in the microwave until its bill withers.
Here's another one my brother made up:
Q. Who parted the Arctic Ocean?
A. Eskimoses.
And here's my favorite joke of all time:
Q. What happens when you forget to pay your exorcist?
A. You get repossessed.
6 Comments:
that is not the joke you made up with your own personal brain.
Aw, thanks for the kind words!
That is a great cover, isn't it? It's rare to see the Fall re-interpreted so drastically and so well. Plus it's got a great beat & you can dance to it!
I get the connection now. Five years in a PC camp!
"The Joke"! I didn't think about that.
I have corrected this post to reflect the sad fact that I did not make up any of these jokes.
Oh - and I don't think your brother made them up either: google "duck + 'bill withers'" and you'll see many variants on same... I like the jokes anyway.
Destroy a man's faith in his brother, why don't you? If I could write, I'd send a letter to my congressman, if only he could read.
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